on the powers of axe body spray
was quite enlightening.
i had no idea that men weren't real
without the chemical stench
of cheap cologne.
your brother seemed to think
that wearing axe gave you superpowers
good thing 3 year olds
don't have purchasing power.
your comment to the lady next to you
that she was "a woman and couldn't understand" your problems
was the final arrow to my heart.
i'd have asked for your number
...but you weren't a real man.
you didn't smell of axe.
...probably because you're only 9
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